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Nine meticulously documented creatures found thriving in the cracked ecosystem of American politics.
9 original designs · TAC commentary included
Compact, furious, and powered by the sacred knowledge that your polling place cannot legally close while you are still in line. Attempts to remove it usually end with claw marks on a voter-suppression memo.
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Squeals about socialism between mouthfuls of public money. Its natural defense is explaining why your lunch break caused inflation while its third yacht creates jobs.
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MatureA spineless little map-fucker that survives by twisting entire communities into shapes resembling a tapeworm doing Pilates. Has never won a fair fight and has no plans to start.
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Often found polishing the footwear of men who would not piss on it if it caught fire. Mistakes proximity to power for having a personality.
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Its warning coloration makes identification easy, although the nonstop mating call - FAKE NEWS! - usually gives the loud bastard away first.
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A majestic demonstration that volume and intelligence are not even distant cousins. Will scream over any fact it cannot eat, ban, or blame on a librarian.
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MatureCircles every preventable tragedy, lands for the cameras, and deposits one warm pile of absolutely fucking nothing before flying back to its donors.
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A twitchy evasive bastard that relocates the second evidence approaches. Scientists have tracked one argument across six topics, three conspiracies, and a cousin’s Facebook page.
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Keeps the water tested, records filed, roads inspected, and country functioning while billionaires hunt it for sport and cable news asks why government never works.
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