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The Thoughts-and-Prayers Vulture

Circles every preventable tragedy, lands for the cameras, and deposits one warm pile of absolutely fucking nothing before flying back to its donors.

Pick your armor. Every option below is made to order and ships to US addresses.

The Thoughts-and-Prayers Vulture: Heavy Blend Crewneckfrom $39.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Thoughts-and-Prayers Vulture: Heavy Blend Hoodiefrom $49.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Thoughts-and-Prayers Vulture: Heavy Cotton Teefrom $24.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →