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The Red-Hatted Bullshitter

Its warning coloration makes identification easy, although the nonstop mating call - FAKE NEWS! - usually gives the loud bastard away first.

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The Red-Hatted Bullshitter: Heavy Blend Crewneckfrom $39.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Red-Hatted Bullshitter: Heavy Blend Hoodiefrom $49.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Red-Hatted Bullshitter: Heavy Cotton Teefrom $24.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →