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The Gerrymander

A spineless little map-fucker that survives by twisting entire communities into shapes resembling a tapeworm doing Pilates. Has never won a fair fight and has no plans to start.

Pick your armor. Every option below is made to order and ships to US addresses.

The Gerrymander: Heavy Blend Crewneckfrom $39.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Gerrymander: Heavy Blend Hoodiefrom $49.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →The Gerrymander: Heavy Cotton Teefrom $24.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →