If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Racerback Tank

Name: If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Racerback Tank
Brand: The Angry Creamsicle
Availability: InStock

Nature has many elegant warning systems. Poison frogs have bright skin. Terrible dates have red hats. This if the hat is red, the pussy has fled: women's racerback tank is made to order through Printify.

Made for youPrinted after you order, because warehouses full of unsold outrage are depressing.

Ships in the USStandard shipping is calculated from your actual cart and address.

Secure checkoutPayment happens on Stripe. We never see your full card number.

See the original artwork and matching products →

CHOOSE YOUR SIZE AND COLORThe price updates with your selection.

Available options

Your selection$27.99

If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Racerback Tank

LIKE THE ART? CHANGE THE GARMENT.

If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Die-Cut Sticker

If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Boxy Tee

If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Crop Tee