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If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled

Nature has many elegant warning systems. Poison frogs have bright skin. Terrible dates have red hats.

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If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Die-Cut Stickerfrom $7.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Unisex Heavy Cotton Teefrom $24.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Boxy Teefrom $29.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Crop Teefrom $29.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled: Women's Racerback Tankfrom $27.99Choose colors, sizes, and add to cart →