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Cultcake: Baked With Alternative Facts: Cotton Canvas Tote
A warm little grievance sponge made with no evidence, too much frosting, and one family-size tub of whatever the loudest bastard online said five minutes ago. Best served with a fact-check and a fire extinguisher. This cultcake: baked with alternative facts: cotton canvas tote is made to order through Printify.
Made for youPrinted after you order, because warehouses full of unsold outrage are depressing.
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