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Cultcake: All Frosting. No Fucking Substance. Cotton Canvas Tote
Big swirl. Loud colors. Absolutely nothing in the middle. It is less a pastry than a campaign platform with sprinkles, and somehow the empty center is still yelling about immigrants. This cultcake: all frosting. no fucking substance. cotton canvas tote is made to order through Printify.
Made for youPrinted after you order, because warehouses full of unsold outrage are depressing.
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