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That's Some Cultcake Shit: Tea Towel
For those special moments when ordinary bullshit has been whipped, frosted, weaponized, and carried into a school-board meeting by someone who thinks Facebook is a peer-reviewed journal. This that's some cultcake shit: tea towel is made to order through Printify.
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