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MAGA Foreplay
Bitch about pronouns, recline the cuck chair, and watch a Democrat finish the job. A complete three-step intimacy plan for men whose emotional range ends at a red trucker hat.
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Red Flags & Dead Bedrooms
Dating is hard enough without discovering the person across the pillow thinks a convicted felon in a trucker hat is foreplay. Six warning labels for people whose standards survived the group chat.
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Red Merch, Dead Bedroom
If he wears Felon 47 merch, his dick's been left in the lurch. Consider this the warning label the dating app forgot to require.
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Red Cap in Sight, Vibrator Night
The hat walked in. The libido walked out. Fortunately, the night still has competent leadership.
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If the Hat Is Red, the Pussy Has Fled
Nature has many elegant warning systems. Poison frogs have bright skin. Terrible dates have red hats.
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The Bedroom's Clinically Dead
If the cap is MAGA red, the bedroom's clinically dead. Time of death: approximately three seconds after he said woke mind virus.
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Red Hat Detected. Erection Rejected.
A concise diagnostic result for the only red flag visible from across a dark bar.
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