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No Kings. Just Consequences.
America already dumped one king and we are not accepting spray-tanned returns. Wear this whenever some bargain-bin monarch confuses public office with owning the whole damn country.
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Wearable Consequences
Nine direct political statements for civically exhausted people who still intend to be heard.
9 original designs · TAC commentary included
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Department of Fucking Around - Consequence Division
Welcome to the only federal department Republicans accidentally keep fully funded. Your case has been reviewed, your bullshit was documented, and the finding is unanimous: find out.
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The Constitution Is Not a Suggestion Box
It is not a buffet where authoritarians grab the Second Amendment, lick the serving spoon, and leave the rest for the busboy. Read the whole fucking thing.
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Exhausted. Disgusted. Still Resisting.
For everyone held together by caffeine, profanity, and the stubborn belief that democracy should not die because the assholes had better attendance.
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We Kept the Receipts - Political Accountability
Selective memory is adorable until somebody opens the screenshots folder. We brought dates, quotes, and enough documentation to ruin brunch.
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Special Delivery: Consequences Enclosed
Signed, sealed, and shoved directly through the mail slot of your own terrible decisions. No returns. No store credit. Enjoy the package, dipshit.
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Accountability: No Exemptions Political Satire
One law for everybody - including rich pricks, loud grifters, and politicians who think a flag pin is a diplomatic immunity badge.
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The Bill Comes Due - Accountability Satire
Every con runs out of suckers. Every tantrum loses oxygen. And every smug bastard eventually meets the invoice with his name printed nice and large.
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The Ballot Box Bites Back
Democracy is not a decorative centerpiece for fascists to piss in. Feed the ballot box regularly and it develops a healthy appetite for wannabe dictators.
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